This is work of someone else – but I love it so here it goes:


Two frogs fell into a vat of cream –

or so I’ve heard it told.Frog

The sides of the vat were shiny and steep,

The cream was deep and cold.

“Oh, what’s the use?” said No. 1,

“tis fate — no help’s around –

Good-bye, my friend! Good-bye, sad world!”

And wept till, he drowned.

But No. 2 of sterner stuff, dog paddled in surprise,

Then while he wiped his creamy face and dried his creamy eyes.

“I’ll swim awhile, at least,” he said –

or so it has been said –

Frog 2“It wouldn’t really help the world if one more frog was dead.”

An hour or two he kicked and swam –

not once he stopped to mutter,

But kicked and swam, and swam and kicked,

then hopped out, via butter!

1 Comment

  1. Ron Kidd

    That is a good joke

    Sent from my iPhone


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