This is work of someone else – but I love it so here it goes:
A T T I T U D E
Two frogs fell into a vat of cream –
or so I’ve heard it told.
The sides of the vat were shiny and steep,
The cream was deep and cold.
“Oh, what’s the use?” said No. 1,
“tis fate — no help’s around –
Good-bye, my friend! Good-bye, sad world!”
And wept till, he drowned.
But No. 2 of sterner stuff, dog paddled in surprise,
Then while he wiped his creamy face and dried his creamy eyes.
“I’ll swim awhile, at least,” he said –
or so it has been said –
An hour or two he kicked and swam –
not once he stopped to mutter,
But kicked and swam, and swam and kicked,
then hopped out, via butter!
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